Whoopi Goldberg, we’re gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé just released some of the best kitschy holiday gear of all time. True, Whoopi’s range of cashmere, size-inclusive, quirkily decorated knits is nothing to sniff at. But a hoodie that says, “I Sleigh All Day”? Coordinating sweatpants that read, “Boy Bye” across the bum? “Formation”-themed wrapping paper? We know what we’ll be using to package our gifts this year, and what we’ll be wearing whilst doing so. (And for those who live in snow-free climes, the all-knowing Queen also put out a Christmasy crop top — yea, those exist now.)
Click through the slideshow above to take in Bey’s festive new merch. It’s her best present to us since Destiny’s Child’s “8 Days of Christmas.”
Beyoncé Xmas Merch
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Beyoncé Xmas Merch #1
I Sleigh Green Pullover, $60 at Beyonce.com
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Beyoncé Xmas Merch #2
I Sleigh Red Pullover Sweatshirt, $60 at Beyonce.com
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Beyoncé Xmas Merch #3
Blue & Yellow Holiday Pattern Wrapping Paper, $16 at Beyonce.com
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Beyoncé Xmas Merch #4
Front view...
Boy Bye Red Sweatpants, $60 at Beyonce.com
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Beyoncé Xmas Merch #5
...Rear view. (#Important.)
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Beyoncé Xmas Merch #6
Boy Bye Shorties, $18 at Beyonce.com
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Beyoncé Xmas Merch #7
Front view...
I Came to Sleigh Cropped Tee, $40 at Beyonce.com
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Beyoncé Xmas Merch #8
...Rear view.
