Every year, the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book blows our minds with its ridiculously lavish fantasy gifts. From a literal trip to outer space to a styling session with THE Iris Apfel, this year’s assortment of gifts doesn’t disappoint.
In the spirit of the holidays, the luxury retailer donates a portion of the proceeds to The Heart of Neiman Marcus Foundation, which almost makes up for the exorbitant prices. Almost. If only we could find that extra $400,000 we had lying around…
Check out this year’s most insane fantasy gifts in the slideshow below.
Neiman Marcus Christmas Book Insane Fantasy Gifts
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Iris Apfel for Bajalia Trunk of Accessories
This might actually be worth the money ($80,000 to be exact). The great Iris Apfel will grace mere mortals like us with a lunch date and styling session on top of her generous gift of a trunk full of accessories inspired by her personal collection. We're accepting any and all donations toward our purchase of this gift.
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Dream Trip to India
You'll give everyone you've ever met FOMO with the Facebook album from your trip to India with O’Harani Luxe Experiences. You'll enjoy dinners hosted by royalty and a dance lesson on a private Bollywood movie set. You'll travel in private planes and vintage cars (what is a bus?). The price for making your followers jealous? Oh, just $400,000.
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World View Exploration at the Edge of Space
This is the trip you've been waiting to take since fourth grade Science class. Along with seven friends, you'll board a "luxury pressurized capsule" and a high-altitude balloon will lift you 100,000 feet into outer space. You won't get to walk on Mars but you will experience 360 degree views of Earth. And $90,000 (per person) is totally worth it to say you've been "at the edge of space." I guess.
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Couture Diary
Imagine if you could take the Outfit of the Day posts from your Instagram feed and turn them into a diary, hand-painted by artist Abigail Vogel, bound in Scandinavian calfskin and personalized with hand-tooled 24-karat gold. It's yours for only $10,000. Or you could just scroll through Instagram.
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Arch Motorcycle Company
For a mere $150,000, you can ride around the California coast with Keanu Reeves and Gard Hollinger in their first production bike. Hotel and airfare to California is included but regrettably a date with Keanu Reeves is not.
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The Orphan Barrel® project
The Orphan Barrel® project gives you and five friends 192 bottles of aged whiskey each (plus a cabinet, barware and book about whiskey). And you'd have to be that drunk to agree to pay $125,000 for it.
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His & Hers Ultimate Children’s Costumes in Personalized MacKenzie-Childs Trunks
You'll never have to wait in line at Party City again. The MacKenzie-Childs trunk, personalized with your kid's hand-painted initials, houses Chasing Fireflies Ultimate Collection costumes: ©Marvel Super Heroes costumes for boys and Disney princess costumes for girls. Of course, for $5,000, your child would have to wear one of these costumes every Halloween...for the rest of their lives.
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Texas Guitar Trio Gift
Sure a trio of gifted guitars doesn't sound that appealing next to the other fantasy gifts but these heirlooms (designed by Billy Gibbons, handmade by Lyle Lovett’s colleague Bill Collings and personalized by Steve Miller) are hand-delivered to the recipient backstage at a rock concert! Surely, that's worth $30,000, right? Right?
