Sean Penn is the worst kind of guy: he’s a commitment-phobe
I was quite pleased when I first heard that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were breaking up. Previous reports about the relatively new couple’s seemingly idyllic romance (which included regular jogs along the beach with the great Owen Wilson) were so sweet they made my teeth hurt, and I was personally gratified to know that the picture-perfect couple wasn’t meant to be. As it turns out, my contempt for ScarJo’s good fortune and delight in her misery was really, completely unfair, because it turns out that Sean Penn is a total jerk. The latest reports attribute the split to Scarlett’s emotional “neediness” and claim that she scared Sean Penn by clinging and pushing for commitment while he wasn’t “looking for anything serious.” Right, it’s totally out of line for ScarJo to pursue intimacy and commitment with someone she likes. Penn is nearly twice her age (he’s fifty; she’s twenty-six) and it really seems like he was just using her while ScarJo was really falling for him. He took advantage of a young, vulnerable woman and she allowed herself to believe that he had real feelings for her, and we’re really supposed to believe that she’s the terrible person in this equation? [AmyGrindhouse]
Jennifer Love Hewitt used to be a big star
According to RottenTomatoes, Jennifer Love Hewitt is the worst actress of all time. Even though she made a big impression with the teen blockbuster I Know What You Did This Summer, the vast majority of her films have been such major flops that she’s currently moved off the big screen and into television work, including a starring role in a “Lifetime Original Movie.” Ouch. [DailyStab]
Blake Lively feeds Ryan Reynolds cupcakes to get him fat
Blake Lively‘s career might be skyrocketing, but if she continue to sabotage her colleagues, it’s going to go the way of Jennifer Love Hewitt. On the set of Green Lantern, Lively stuck to the kitchen when she wasn’t on set, cooking up a storm for her cast and crew. Think she’s being nice? The actress admits that she had an ulterior motive, and she did a fine job of exploiting Ryan Reynold’s sweet tooth, with the hope that he’d get a little pudge from her handmade baked goods: “It was just a way to sabotage Ryan. He was working out as much as he was, and I’m the girl. I’m supposed to look better.” [GirlsTalkinSmack]
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Are KStew and RPatz headed for a breakup?
It looks like Kristen Stewart‘s antics at the MTV Movie Awards aren’t the only thing getting under Robert Pattinson‘s skin. According to some sources, the Twilight star is thinking about breaking up with his longtime girlfriend, telling friends that he’s finding “the relationship tough at the moment — sometimes Kristen just wants to stay in watching films or listening to Bob Dylan. Their hectic work schedules mean they’re spending less and less time together and things seem to have become more distant between them.” [HaveUHeard]
Johnny Depp is way too old for me 🙁
Johnny Depp turned 48 years old this week and I’d like to take this opportunity to pledge my undying love for the brooding actor: I’ve held a candle for him since I was a pre-teen, and even though I now know that the middle-aged star is and has always been much too old for me, I’ll most likely admire and desire him until the end of days. And the best way to wish a Happy Birthday to the ultimate heartthrob? Moving GIFs. See below. [DippedInCream]
