In a more frivolous part of the universe, Colin Farrell and Rihanna are reportedly sexting. No word on what or how they’re sexting, but sources say Rihanna started it, and the bawdy flirtation has been going swimmingly. Farrell and Rihanna both have a little bit of a bite, and they’d make a terrific couple if they could put down their cell phones long enough to go on a real date. [RightCelebrity]
If you’re feeling less than flush, you should make a playdate with the young Suri Cruise. While in Vancouver with her nanny and bodyguard, the celeb tot whipped out her credit card at a Starbucks to treat her caretakers to a cup of joe. If my job involved a four-year-old doling out my doses of caffeine, I would quit. [DippedInCream]
Diane Kruger just discovered that she’s not always right, and that her looks have played a substantial part in getting her everything she wants. “I feel like I’m not cultured enough, that I’m stupid sometimes.” Better to have this realization late than never Diane, but don’t be so hard on yourself: everyone’s stupid sometimes, even James Franco. [GirlsTalkinSmack]
Lindsay Lohan‘s friends are terrified that if she’s sentenced, she won’t be able to survive jail. They might have a point, but Lindsay’s also demonstrated that she can’t survive the free world, so there’s nothing at stake in this coin toss. [CelebDirtyLaundry]
Lady Gaga is inspirational for her rise to fame, her message, and her blatant disregard of pants. The pop star has been wobbling around the freezing streets of New York City with nothing but a leather jacket and a pair of fishnets over her lingerie. You could probably get her look for less, but please don’t. [HaveUHeard]
Real Housewife Countess LuAnn de Lesseps got undressed for Law & Order SVU. If that seems like a decidedly unclassy move from the evangelist of all things classy, you’ll be pleased to know that she’s playing an art model. Nudity doesn’t get any classier then that. [Starcasm]
