Karl Lagerfeld is a man among men, a god among gods. But most of us will die without ever knowing his grace. This is our lot; this is the burden we bear.
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Karl Lagerfeld
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To Cup Those Sweet Cheeks
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His Smile, the Sun
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But If Claudia Leaves, It'll Just Be Me and You
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He Says Claudia's Leaving Soon
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Still Here, Bitches
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Even the Angels in Heaven Above, How They Envy Our Love
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This Is Chill
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His Chest Rises and Falls So Gently, He Breathes! The World is Fine and Good
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You Can Have All of Me
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I'm Not Worthy
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I Feel Safe
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Hope is Just Another Word for Karl Lagerfeld
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Karl is a Four-Letter Word When He Leaves You
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I Feel Enveloped By the Genius Radiating All Around Me
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Tickling My Ear Like the Sea's Most Gentle Breeze
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Love the Player, Hate the Game
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Skin Like Organza
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Everything is Funny and Good!
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Shouldn't You Be Off Somewhere Designing Diet Coke Cans, Sir Kaiser the Maleficent?
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Flashing Cameras, But Not For Me
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It's Like a Fever, But I'm Not Sick — No, I Am Blossoming!
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To Gaze Upon the Eyes Behind the Glasses
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A Glorious Warmth, an Abundance of Joy Emanating from the Crook of His Armpit
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His Wit!
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That Fifth Glass of Champagne Really Hit the Spot
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Could You Send Me a Copy of That?
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What It's Like to Stand Next to Grace Jones
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Could You Send Blake Lively a Copy of That?
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I Am Having the Best Time Ever!
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This Is So Much Fun!
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Somebody's Sending These to Leighton Meester, Right?
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The World Is a Bright Shining Ball of Magic and Delight!
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To Graze My Lips Upon His Tender Jowl
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Is This Wistful Gaze Into the Distance Flattering My Cheekbones?
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Yes, Please Step Aside, Karl
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I Just Farted Next to Karl Lagerfeld
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It's Like a Drug
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All Work and No Play, Karl
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His Body Is Like a Stage for My Soul
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In This Moment, I Feel Infinite
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Please, If Only You Would Nod in My Direction
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I Wish I Could Put All the Applause In the World in a Box and Give to You as a Gift
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Bow Down
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Please, Don't Insult the Great Karl By Daring to Speak to Him
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As Ever, It Fits Like a Glove
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His Rings Gleam But His Skin Shines Like Angel Wings
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Something Inside of Me Is Dying, to Be Reborn As Something Better
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So Blessed
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Let Me Be Your Brightest Jewel
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I Got This Move From Blake Lively
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It's So Warm Suddenly
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I Only Glower on the Red Carpet Because I So Miss Karl Largerfeld When We're Apart
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My Whole Spine Tingles When He Touches It
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He Moves With the Grace of a Thousand Cats
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I Would Kill Myself If He Weren't Talking to Me Right Now
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[whispering] I'm Wearing a Knock-Off