The Craziest Things To Buy On The Goop Website

April 6, 2023

From a six figure Rolex watch (would someone really buy something like that “final sale” online!?) to bondage, home saunas and vibrators in all shapes and sizes, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop site is full of envelope – and wallet-pushing – buys. Click through our slideshow for some of the standout Goop buys. We’ll pass on the vagina candle, but back to that watch…

The craziest things to buy on goop website

Heartthrob Vibrator

A vibrator with Elsa Peretti vibes.
Rainbow Mat

What does $2000 get you as far as a mat? A gemstone filling. Hopefully they come with a hefty amount of good juju for that price.
DTF

Goop's version of female viagra.
This Smells Like My Vagina Candle

Launched three years ago, people are STILL talking about this candle.
All You Need Is Love Vine and Bloom Box

This is certainly among the most unique flower arrangements we've seen.
Bondage Harness

Whips and chains not included.
Rolex Day-Date 36mm Model 1803 Green Stella Diamond Dial

Whoever has the means to afford this stunning watch - priced at nearly $130,000 - despite not only its price tag but the fact that it's non-refundable even though you can't try it on... we're jealous!
The Garden Journey Deck

"Tarot with the special language of flowers" ... um... ok.
Organic Prerolled Cones, Set of 5

Move over Cartier cigarettes. Leave it to Goop to give rolling paper a luxe makeover.
2-Person Full-Spectrum Infrared Sauna

Crazy, but we can't help but covet this.
Mini Handy Pillow

A reflection of WFH life?