“Hey girl! Are you Ryan Gosling obsessed too? We have the perfect fun printed tee for you,” writes online store SHOWPO of its Gosling Tee ($55). It’s a rolled cap sleeve tee with little Ryan heads from collar to hem. Just look how happy the model is to be wearing Ryan all over her upper-half. We’re sure you will be, too.
Then there’s the sad and vengeful Ryan Gosling Broke My Heart Tee ($42). “Ryan Gosling breaks our hearts every day… every. single. day. Which is why we needed a tee to talk about it,” says online retailer, Nasty Gal. Be sure to keep in mind that the heartthrob don’t know you, so his breaking of your heart was completely unintentional. Keep your chin up, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.
If you love red carpet Ryan, this next one’s for you. Think a collage of Ryan in suave suits and bow ties. We know, it’s all a bit too much to handle. The Clashlist Dapper Ryan Crush Tee ($59.04) is actually kind of trendy, though, and online store Karmaloop has the same look, but with dedications to uber-babe James Franco and funny man Zach Galifianakis.
Karmaloop just can’t get enough of the Ryan tributes. Its other Ryan-friendly option is a yellow shirt, which legitimately looks like those old-school notepads. Then there are hand drawings of the actor, heart drawings and other things you’d jot down if you were suffering a high school crush. The piece is called the Clashlist Doodle Ryan Gosling Crush Tee ($59.04).