Kim Kardashian is Even Blonder Than She’s Ever Been Blonde Before

Kim Kardashian is getting progressively blonder, according to new paparazzi photos. Last week, images of her recently-bleached hair galloped across the Internet faster than you can say Nicolas-Ghesquière-confirmed-for-Louis-Vuitton. The response was largely positive, which maybe explains why the reality television performer appeared in public yesterday (using the word “public” loosely here — Kardashian was taking her child to the doctor, hardly a red carpet occasion) looking extra blonde. Why did Kim Kardashian decide to go blonder than she’s ever been blonde before? How can you possibly still be reading this? How can I possibly still be writing this? goodnight