I suppose if we really think about it, we’ve all got something we’d like to ask Miranda Kerr. Is Orlando Bloom a good kisser? Have you ever gotten blind drunk? Will you ever wear clothes in a photo shoot again? Are you actually human?
There’s so many questions that us mere non-famous people would just love to know about her, and that’s probably why her media interviews never get old. There’s always something new to learn about this dimple-faced specimen.
That’s why when she hosted a Twitter Q&A via Net-a-Porter’s account today to answer everyone’s “beauty questions,” she was of course bombarded with the weird, the wacky and the downright creepy. The hashtag was #MK4Kora, so you think people would get the drift that this little exercise was about promoting her skincare line, KORA Organics, not about telling you what cup size she is.
Check out the most ludicrous questions Miranda’s devoted fans asked her today, and, you’ll be pleased to know, she actually answered some of them. For the one’s she didn’t dignify with a response, well, we reckon we could answer them on her behalf.
@NETAPORTER @MirandaKerr#MK4KORA could you be strong enough not to eat my wedding ring if i proposed with this? pic.twitter.com/cis8NjO7Aq
— Ben Wing (@BenWing_) February 19, 2015
Did you see the sparkler Orlando gave her? I don’t think she’ll accept, or eat, this one, Ben.
#MK4Kora Who is your best friend?
— oh my kerr. (@itselisap) February 19, 2015
Not you.
#MK4Kora Fav flower? Love you
— oh my kerr. (@itselisap) February 19, 2015
Red peonies, duh. You kids call yourself fans?
#MK4Kora Do u like being tall?
— oh my kerr. (@itselisap) February 19, 2015
Would you like something that made you a bucketload of cash?
@NETAPORTER Miranda Do you see me? #MK4Kora
— fumiho♕ Hi Miranda (@fumihoxxx) February 19, 2015
She probably can’t, no.
@NETAPORTER @MirandaKerr How many often times do you shower? #MK4Kora
— Miranda Kerr Pinas (@MirandaKFansPH) February 19, 2015
Really?
@NETAPORTE I’m 19 and I’ve never had a boyfriend before. do you think it’s weird and not normal? #MK4Kora
— fumiho♕ Hi Miranda (@fumihoxxx) February 19, 2015
Miranda Kerr was born dating. She’s not the person to ask.
#MK4Kora do you never get hungry
— ️️zayn? (@zaynsvision) February 18, 2015
She’s rumoured to be human, so she probably has an appetite.
@NETAPORTER @MirandaKerr @NETAPORTER How do you make Flynn so handsome? #MK4Kora
— Simon Vargas (@simonmaicon) February 19, 2015
Kerr eggs plus Bloom sperm, and, Kerr-Bloom, you’ve got yourself a handsome Flynn. Magic.
@NETAPORTER @KORAORGANICS @MirandaKerr #MK4Kora what’s ur favorite eyebrow ?! ayaka. xxx
— AYAKERR (@Randa420_xxx) February 19, 2015
Probably her left, it’s on her good side.
@NETAPORTER @KORAORGANICS @MirandaKerr have you ever thought about getting married? #MK4Kora
— Davide Balacco (@DavideBalacco) February 19, 2015
She has. The name Orlando ring any bells?
. @91TOMLINSLUT the heart emoji
— NET-A-PORTER.COM (@NETAPORTER) February 19, 2015
OMFG MIRANDA TWEETED ME (Insert heart emoji here).
Do u love me? #MK4Kora
— MIRANDA TWEETED ME (@91TOMLINSLUT) February 19, 2015
Love is a strong word.
@NETAPORTER do u know how much I love you? #MK4Kora
— MIRANDA TWEETED ME (@91TOMLINSLUT) February 19, 2015
Let it go. Let it gooooo.
