- People gives Kate Upton its coveted “Sexiest Woman Alive” title, she says “you’re welcome” to boyfriend Justin Verlander. [FN]
- Brad Pitt doesn’t have to do jury duty because he’s Brad Pitt. [Defamer]
- Kris and Bruce Jenner finalize their divorce. [E!]
- American Apparel’s new CEO base salary is $600,000. [Los Angeles Times]
- A plus-sized woman asks 21 editors from around the world to Photoshop an image of her face to make it “more beautiful.” [Bustle]
- President Barack Obama is a big fan of some guy named “James Flacco.” [ONTD]
- In Touch Weekly pissed off a lot of people off this week when they compared Solange Knowles’ hair to a dog’s. [Styleite]
- Rent the Runway to open more brick-and-mortar stores. [Fashionista]
- Lucky magazine Editor-in-Chief Eva Chen had her baby! [@evachen212]
- Kim Kardashian hates on Kris Jenner’s wardrobe in an email the momager posted to her Instagram. [@krisjenner]
- Jessica Alba, Lorde and Reese Witherspoon’s hairstylist launches a new, hair-focused website. [The Hollywood Reporter]
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