Forty-seven minutes ago, at the time of writing, Katy Perry posted the photo above to her Facebook fanpage, along with the message that she had “BEAUTIFUL news to share w/ [us] all.”
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It could have been anything: An end to the government shutdown and easy resolution to the looming credit default crisis; News of an unprecedented scientific breakthrough in the cheese industry; An actionable proposal to bring the listicale-bubble to a breaking point.
None of that. Here’s what the “Teenage Dream” performer actually wanted to share with her ardent fans:
Today is my 1st day as a COVERGIRL! See what happens when you let the light in?
When … you … let the light in … you … become … a CoverGirl?
And there I always thought becoming a CoverGirl was a matter of beauty and exceptional luck — but all it takes, it turns out, is a positive attitude.
