The party decor included an oversize penis balloon, penis tablecloths and penis lollipops. And just so Alexandra’s genitals wouldn’t feel left out, there was a cake that featured her naked body giving birth to two Terry Richardson heads — on a plaid bedspread no less. Imagine how awkward it must’ve been just to cut the cake.
Naturally, Alexandra eschewed the typical maxi dress for a shirt that read “I should have swallowed.”
As for party favors, the couple chose condoms baring Alexandra’s sonogram and the words “Cumming Soon” next to the wet emoji. Classy.
The only detail that actually surprised us was the guest list. Somehow, Martha Stewart got invited. Let’s hope she didn’t leave with any baby shower home decor ideas.
[via The Cut]
